Calling Dr. C

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OK my homies and homettes, since my general manager denied my leave without pay from work, she referred me to my human resource representative. My representative explained to me, that I will need my shrink to fill out a form and then I have to submit it to the medical department for approval. She mentioned, that what my general manager wants, is for me to get paid while I’m sorting things out.

The last time that I saw my shrink Dr. C, I did mention to him, that I really needed some time off from work, away from people and New York City, in order to get my thoughts and all the crazy shit that are going on in my head together. So yesterday, he left me a voicemail, telling me to call him today. I just hope that he helps me out.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!