28 Days Sober!

Good morning and TGIF my homies and homettes. I hope that you enjoy the beginning of your weekend to the fullest. Remember, leave the drinking to the professionals.

Since today is my 28th sober day, after I finish my shift at the salt mines at 4:30 pm, I’m heading on out to the bar to get fucked up drunk and celebrate my sobriety. LMFAO, I’m just fucking with you my homies and homettes.

HEY!… I might be a crazy man with a blog and a crazy man on crazy meds, but trust me, I’m not stupid. As usual, once I get home from the salt mines, I’ll walk and then feed my baby, and then chill at home. Trust me when I say, that It is a thousand times better, than getting fucked up drunk and waking up the next day, with a fucked up hangover, trying to figure out, what the fuck happened the night before.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Today Is My 28th Sober Day!