Why The Fucking Labels?

Yesterday, I spent hours doing online research in order to find out if I’m an alcoholic or a trouble drinker, only to stop and ask myself, why the fuck do I want to be labeled anyway? Who the fuck cares if I’m an alcoholic or a trouble drinker? Even my wife told me yesterday, that she knows that I have a drinking problem, because when I DO drink, I go on a bender for a few days, but that I wasn’t an alcoholic, because I could go for months without drinking without a problem. So, what is it with us, wanting to be labeled?

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!