What’s New?

First things first my peeps! Today is my twenty-third sober day and like always… I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRREAT! No anxiety, depression or hangover whats so ever. Because of that, I have gone back to doing something that I really enjoy… and that is reading. Believe or not, when I don’t drink alcohol for a while, since I have a lot of time on my hands and since I feel good health wise, I enjoy reading an interesting book from time to time. Surprised? Don’t worry, when I stayed sober for a while before, my wife and kids were also surprised, to see me reading a couple of books in just one month. They’ve never seen me reading anything before… well except for newspapers, letters and menus.

On another note! I don’t know if you’ve noticed by now, that last week I decided to change my blog’s name from “A crazy GUY with a blog” to “A crazy MAN with a blog”. Why you might ask? Well, I felt that the word “guy” was kind of like childish, compared to the word “man”. So I checked and the new domain name was available, so I bought it. Don’t worry about it, my crazy and insane blog posts are still going to be the same. What I’m trying to say is, that only because the blog name changed, absolutely nothing’s going to change. I’m still the same old crazy guy… or better yet, crazy man who I have always been.

With that Said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!


Your Demotivational Blogger At Your Service


Even I have to laugh at the title of this crazy and insane blog post of mine. To be honest with you, I don’t even know if there is such a thing as a demotivational blogger… who knows, I might be the first one in the whole wide world. Well, the truth of the matter is, that I call myself a demotivational blogger because, I like to say what I feel and I explain things the way that I see them, not as others want me to. In other words, I hate to sugarcoat shit. WHY? Because it doesn’t matter if you put sprinkles and a cherry on top of a pile of shit… it will still be shit! The thing is, that people have grown up hearing things in a nice way, when in reality… life sucks! and then some!

In this day and age, people really have to wake up and smell the coffee… most of the time life sucks and we just have to get the fuck up and move on. The thing is that I hate to baby grown ass people. Not everyone is going to be someone famous, important, rich or all of the above. The way that I look at it is, that if we keep telling big ass babies, that “the sky is the limit”, they won’t get off of their asses to get a real job. Why? Because of all of the nice bullshit that we tell them. Hey look! If you want to be an artist, singer, music producer or a rich and famous person without any talent… you have to do it on your own time! Meanwhile…. GET A REAL FUCKING JOB!

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

To My Loyal 1.5 Readers

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OK! OK! OK! OK! OK! I know that maybe, just maybe, the one question that .5 out of my loyal, crazy and insane 1.5 readers have been asking for a long time is… What the fuck do you mean by 1.5 readers Tony? Either is 1 or 2 damn it! Well, this is it! The cat is finally out of the bag! Any time that I say 1.5 readers, a picture like this one, pops up in my crazy and insane head. Why? The reality of it all is, that I really think that there aren’t many people out there, other than my loyal 1.5 readers, who actually read my crazy, boring and insane blog posts. I think that people might and I really don’t know how to emphasize this, but just might, skim through my posts and move on to better and more interesting blogs.

My whole point is, that unlike most of society nowadays, I don’t look for attention or approval from others. The whole thing about me is, that I do things because I enjoy them and I like them, not to because someone told me to do it or to get fame and or money. My advice to my loyal 1.5 readers is… do things for you, not for others or just because others are doing it. Do take advice, but don’t follow the so-called leaders! Why? Because that is so fucking stupid! Just look at it this way. Do I care that no one actually reads my posts? No way Mexican Jose! As long as I get the shits out of my head and on to something, I’m OK with that. Unless you are being a dick or an asshole… just be yourself and don’t change for absolutely nobody!

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

It’s A Blog About Nothing

It’s funny, but I try to post to this here insane blog almost everyday. But the number one question that keeps popping into my mind is. Why do some people even bother reading all the crazy shit that I write about? I mean, does it even makes sense to them? First of all, I don’t have a niche or topic, so I post about anything and everything that comes to my mind on a given day. And second of all, I don’t even know what I am doing. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know… It doesn’t make sense at all to all of my loyal 10 readers. But to be honest with you, it really doesn’t even make sense to me at all either. You have to understand, that I also blog in order to get my crazy thoughts out of my head and on to something.

I know that out of my loyal 10 readers, maybe 1 or 2 might ask. Why the fuck is this a blog about nothing, when you blog about your thoughts? Like I mentioned before, my blog is not a niche blog or a blog about a specific topic. That is the reason why I call it that. To me, it is a place to breathe out, exhale and in other words, get shit out of my mind. It’s a way for me not to go insane. I know that I am crazy because of my multiple mental disorders, but one thing that I can assure you is, that I am not insane… or at least not yet… I feel that I am not there yet, but I am pretty sure that I am getting there. One thing that I would like to say from the bottom of my heart is, thank you for reading my crazy blog about nothing. Better yet, thanks to those who take the time from their busy and crazy lives, to comment on my crazy posts.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!