The Vote Is In

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OK my homies and homettes, true story… just 1 out my loyal 1.5 readers voted on yesterday’s poll (my vote doesn’t count) for this crazy, insane and boring blog of mine, to stay with “A Crazy Man With A Blog” as the official name, so I’m sticking with my promise and leaving it the way it is. Trust me, I won’t be going back and forth with the name change bullshit anymore. As a matter of fact, after a while, the whole shit gets really crazy and tiring. Sometimes I don’t know if I’m coming or going. So there, it’s set, “A Crazy Man With A Blog” it is.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Vote To Name My Blog!

What up! What up! What up my homies and homettes! OK, so for a long ass time now, I have been going crazy, because when it comes to this crazy, insane and boring blog of mine, I really don’t know what name to officially stick with. I keep going back and forth between “A Crazy Man With A Blog”, “A Crazy Man With A Crazy Blog” and “Tony Tone Vega dot Com”. So I’m asking my loyal 1.5 readers for help with this dilemma. Don’t worry boys and girls, I’m just leaving the poll open for 24 hours, then I’ll go with what “You, my loyal 1.5 readers want”. That’s democracy at work my peeps.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Chaos At The Salt Mines

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What up! What up! What up my homies and homettes! I’m going to come straight out and say it, I have the feeling that like yesterday, today is going to be another fucked up day at the salt mines. For month’s, they have been talking about switching over to a new phone system. So yesterday, the geniuses at the salt mines decided to disconnect the old system and start the new one. Guess what? As usual… THEY FUCKED UP! As a matter of fact, I was schedule to be on the phone yesterday, but because I couldn’t log in to the new system because of some error, my stupidvisor had to change the schedule at the last-minute.

Hey look, I know that I’m no Einstein or Hawking, but I keep asking myself. Why the fuck, didn’t the assholes in charge tested the new system before they took it live? I mean, was it going to be that hard? The one thing that really annoys the fuck out me at the salt mines is, that they tend to never bother to ask or check with us, before making and implementing any changes. I’ve been working in the same department for around 10 years, and the same shit keeps happening all the time. Another shit that annoys the living shit out of me is, that when they fuck up, we have to clean up their shit. I personally think that whoever fucks up, should clean their own shit, just like I do when I fuck up.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

The Social Media Bullshit

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What up! What up! What up my homies and homettes! On a social media platform note, I decided to delete my Google Plus, Instagram, Twitter and MeWe accounts, because I find all of them to be way too fucking boring and a waste of my time. Unlike other people, I didn’t say goodbye to my 1.5 friends and followers through a long ass sad post, because I wasn’t looking for any attention or a pity party. I just wanted to delete everything and move the fuck on.

My personal take on those social media platforms and similar ones is, that it doesn’t matter what their names are and how many different features they provide, the users just share a lot of shit that I frankly don’t give a fuck about. Plus don’t forget the mountains of fucking stupid ads on some of them. You see, I feel different about blogging, because people choose to come whenever the fuck they want to and read whatever the fuck they want to, instead of having my crazy, insane and boring posts shoved down their throats.

I guess that I’m just tired of fake people posting fake pictures of their fake lives, having fake fun. At least in my case, I’m not afraid to say, that I’m one broke ass motherfucker, who lives from paycheck to paycheck, with a lot of debt. Who is also mentally unstable and drinks more than a fish, living a far from “normal” and “perfect” life.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Saturday Emergency

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My sister-in-law and my mother-in-law, ready for the kidney transplant on January 3, 2019.

What up! What up! What up my homies and homettes! On a family emergency note! last week my mother in law received a kidney from one of my sisters-in-law. My sister-in-law is home and doing great, but as to my mother in law, the kidney is working 100%, but she has faced a couple of little setbacks.

Yesterday morning my wife got a call from the hospital, to let her know that her mother was going into the operating room, due to a hematoma in her new kidney. The docs found some blood around the kidney, so they had to go in to fix the problem. The procedure was successful and she’s back in her room, I just hope that there is no more setbacks and that she’s back home soon.

As always, wherever you are in this crazy and insane planet of ours, I hope that you are having a great morning, noon, evening or night. Enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what goes down.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

My Loony Toon Adventures

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Yes! Yes! Yes! and Yes! I had one of those crazy moments and so I decided to start this crazy, insane and boring blog of mine from nothing… YET AGAIN! Where am I going with this blog? I don’t know for shit! So hold on to your Wonder Woman panties ladies and gentlemen and get ready to go on a loony toon adventure with a crazy man on crazy meds, with a crazy blog about NOTHING!

As always, wherever you are in this crazy and insane planet of ours, I hope that you are having a great morning, noon, evening or night. Enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what goes down.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!