NOTICE: If you want to complain to my parents about my crazy blog, let me make it easy for you… You are late by 20+ years, I’m an orphan. But if you still have the need to complain to my wife and kids, let me save you the trouble. All three of them had me independently tested by independent psychiatrists and laboratories, and it has been legally confirmed, approved and filed by a court appointed judge, that I am 100% cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!