Life Is Not A Cliché… Enjoy

Like I have mentioned before, I didn’t know how long I was going to stay sober. So I had a couple of beers last night, so what! You have to understand, that I like to be me, not what others want me to be. I stayed sober… or better yet, I didn’t drink for three weekends in a row. Just keep in mind, that I don’t see myself as being an alcoholic, I just drink way too much, when I get started, that’s all. What did I do when I drank last night? The usual… I listened to some old school House, Freestyle and Hip Hop music. You see, I’m not the type of drinker, who likes going to bars or parties and get into trouble. I just love staying home, playing or mixing some good old school music and enjoy myself.

My whole point is, that you have to be yourself… as long as you are not an asshole or a dick, then you are good to go. Go out, enjoy yourself, do the things that makes you happy. My only advice is… don’t fuck up on purpose! Don’t be an asshole! Don’t be a dick! Just enjoy yourself and have fun with the people who are around you. Hey look, we get to live just once and we have to enjoy it. If you’ve been reading my crazy and insane posts, you’ll know by now, that I feel like shit from time to time. But to be honest with you, I eventually look at the light at the end of the tunnel. I know that, that might be a cliché, but I have to say, that is the honest truth. Sometimes life sucks, but we can’t just give up when the shit hits the fan. If Phil Knight, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and others, would have given up when they were against the wall, where would they be right now? Just think about that one for a second.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all! 


No Hangover The Next Day

I remember that after being sober for five years, I thought about trying nonalcoholic beer for a while. The way that I looked at it back then was, that since it tasted like beer, but it didn’t have any alcohol, it would be OK for me to drink it. A few people did tell me, that it was going to screw up my sobriety, because after having a few of them, I would want to drink the real thing. To be honest with you, I just looked at them, as if they were fucking crazy and didn’t know what the hell they were talking about. Well… a few years after drinking regular beer and finding out that my alcohol tolerance is higher, I look back and realize, that those people were absolutely right.

The way that I look at it now is, that even if I’m not getting drunk because my alcohol tolerance is higher, if I try nonalcoholic beer, I would want to drink the real thing, because I just love getting drunk. I guess, that what I am trying to say is, that no matter what, I’m really going to stay away from alcohol or anything that tastes like it for a while. To be honest with you, last weekend was my first in a while, that I didn’t drink, plus I just didn’t feel like drinking at all. I have to say, that my wife was surprised and happy. I mean, she doesn’t mind my drinking, she just hates that I binge drink. She tells me, that she is alright with me having just a few beers on the weekends, it’s just that she hates that I always binge drink, to the point that I go to bed crazy drunk. What’s the best thing about not drinking? No hangover the next day.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

My High Alcohol Tolerance

I know! I know!I know!I know!I know! That I have said many times, that I will stop drinking, but you have to understand, that sometimes, I have friends come over to my home on the weekends, even though they play poker and I don’t, we have a couple of beers while having nice and interesting conversations. But first things first! I’m not an everyday drinker, I only drink on the weekends, plus I have gone four to five weeks without a beer. During those weeks, I’ve never had the urge to drink. With that said! For a couple of weeks now, I have noticed, that even though I drink my usual two six packs of beer, I’m not getting drunk… the hell! I don’t even get a buzz anymore!

So, just like any concerned known alcoholic… Yes! Yes! Yes! I call myself a known alcoholic and not an anonymous alcoholic. Why? Because everyone knows that I love drinking. Anyways! I did some research and I found out that there are people, that after drinking for a while, their alcohol tolerance changes. For example drinking a lot may cause liver enzymes that break down alcohol to become more active”. The way that I look at that is, that even if I only drink on the weekends, my body’s alcohol tolerance is higher now. The way that I interpret that is, that I have to quit drinking for good. I mean, don’t get me wrong here, plus I’m not going to lie, I’m going to be honest with you, I’m staying away from alcohol, because the drunk effect that I was always looking for, is gone now. So, what is the point in me drinking? To run to the bathroom every five minutes just for the hell of it? Nah! I don’t think so!

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

I’m Done With Drinking Alcohol

Just to make it clear, I only drink on the weekends and not on my work days. So, for the past few weekends, like most of the time, I’ve been drinking. But the one thing that I’ve noticed is, that I am getting sick and tired of it. For some weird reason, I just feel like not drinking anymore. I mean, what is the whole point of drinking? Getting drunk and then feeling like shit the next day? That doesn’t even make sense to me anymore. The one thing that I have been noticing about getting older is, that the hangover are lasting more… like a couple of days.

I’ve been thinking about quitting drinking for a while, but it’s just like smoking. If you hangout with people who smoke, it is harder to quit. So I guess, I’ll just have to stay away from my drinking buddies for a while. Plus, I know for a fact, that there’s no health benefits from drinking. I just don’t get it. Why do I drink anyway? I guess I just do it to “have a good time with friends”. But to be honest with you, I could have a good time while I’m drinking with them, but then the next few days, I feel like shit. I know that when I stop drinking, I will feel good healthy wise. Why? Because I have been able to stay sober for a month with no problem. I’ll see how it goes, but I’m more sure that I will stay away from alcohol for a while. I really do feel good when I don’t drink.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

2018?… Big Deal!

I know that to my loyal 1.5 readers, this post might come as a surprise, since I deleted all of my previous posts and haven’t posted in weeks. To be honest with you, I’ve been busy with the only bad hobby that I haven’t been able to get rid off….. yes, get rid off….. and that is binge drinking on the weekends. I mean, previously I have been able to stop drinking for an entire month, but once I hit that mark, all bets are off for just one weekend at a time. In other words, I can’t seem to go over the one month sober mark, without getting fucked up on the fifth weekend.

The one thing about 2018 is, that I am planning on drinking less. Don’t get me wrong, it is not a new year resolution, because I really fucking hate new year resolutions, I find them to be fucking stupid and pointless. People keep making them and breaking them like if there’s no tomorrow. The way that I am looking at my drinking this year is, to limit it to special occasions, not just drinking every weekend just for the hell of it. To be honest with you, I feel that my age is catching up with my drinking and so the hangovers are lasting longer, if that makes any sense to you. Well, I’ll just take a chill pill, relax and enjoy my weekends without any alcohol or binge drinking. I have a whole year in front of me, I’ll just see how it goes.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!