Moving On

Today I really feel like shit, because after a fallout with her mother, my 28-year-old daughter moved out of the apartment. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’ve always knew that both of my kids will eventually move out on their own and go on their own journey, but the thing is, that I’d never thought that she was going to leave on bad terms with her mother. To make things crazier, they were both born on the same month and the same day, plus they have similar attitudes and behave similar. I know that things will work out, but for me, as a husband and as a father, it really hurts to see them like this. They do get along, it’s just that from time to time, they clash.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!


Life Is Not A Cliché… Enjoy

Like I have mentioned before, I didn’t know how long I was going to stay sober. So I had a couple of beers last night, so what! You have to understand, that I like to be me, not what others want me to be. I stayed sober… or better yet, I didn’t drink for three weekends in a row. Just keep in mind, that I don’t see myself as being an alcoholic, I just drink way too much, when I get started, that’s all. What did I do when I drank last night? The usual… I listened to some old school House, Freestyle and Hip Hop music. You see, I’m not the type of drinker, who likes going to bars or parties and get into trouble. I just love staying home, playing or mixing some good old school music and enjoy myself.

My whole point is, that you have to be yourself… as long as you are not an asshole or a dick, then you are good to go. Go out, enjoy yourself, do the things that makes you happy. My only advice is… don’t fuck up on purpose! Don’t be an asshole! Don’t be a dick! Just enjoy yourself and have fun with the people who are around you. Hey look, we get to live just once and we have to enjoy it. If you’ve been reading my crazy and insane posts, you’ll know by now, that I feel like shit from time to time. But to be honest with you, I eventually look at the light at the end of the tunnel. I know that, that might be a cliché, but I have to say, that is the honest truth. Sometimes life sucks, but we can’t just give up when the shit hits the fan. If Phil Knight, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and others, would have given up when they were against the wall, where would they be right now? Just think about that one for a second.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all! 

Women Are Underappreciated And Underpaid

It’s funny how the year just got started and I’ve already taken two vacation days from work. The funniest part of it all is, that even though I mixed them up with the weekend and a holiday in order to be off from work for five days, I was busy 99.9% of the time, doing different things at home. Don’t get me wrong, the time that I was busy, I was helping my wife out, which in no way, shape or form bothers me at all. One thing that my loyal 1.5 readers don’t know about me is, that I help around home by doing the dishes, sweeping and mopping the floor and doing other things. I guess that what I am trying to say is, that I’m not some kind of macho man, that just goes out to work and comes back home to give orders to the wife and kids.

You have to understand, that I am not the type of man, that likes to sit around the home doing shit, only because I work forty hours a week. As a matter of fact, I think that women that are home makers are underrated and underpaid. You just don’t know how many times, I have told my wife, that if women who are home makers got a salary, they would make more money than any man, because of the many job functions that they do at home on any given day. That is the reason why I like helping my wife around the home. Even though I get home tired, I help my wife, because I know for a fact, that even though I worked eight hours a day, she works double that at home. I guess that what I am trying to say to the fellas is, don’t be an asshole and help around the home. Trust me, it’s not going to fucking kill you!

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!