Back To The Salt Mines!

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What up! What up! What up! What up y’all! Wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, I hope that you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. As always, enjoy your Monday to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

On a sober note! Today I’m sober yet another day and I am feeling like a million dollars… no hangover, no cold sweats, no shakes, no vomiting, no shit out of whack in my entire body from the alcohol withdrawal. Right now I am going back to the salt mines after being out for five days, which is good, I just have to get back into the rhythm of things or better yet, I have to get back on the hamster wheel again. But that’s nothing. The most important thing is, that unlike millions of Americans right now who are looking for work but can’t find none… I have a job and that is what matters the most. The rest is just bullshit and technicalities.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Motherfucking Ugly Ass Sneakers

 

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A pair of Louis Vuitton ugly sneakers go for $1,090.00.

First things first my peeps! Wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good night. As always, try to enjoy your Saturday to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

On an ugly sneakers note! I think that by now, my loyal 1.5 readers have figured out, that I’m not into trends, fashion or none of that bullshit. In the morning I just like to throw on a T-shirt or a polo shirt, jeans and sneakers and go out and do what I have to do. Other than that, I just don’t give a shit. I know that I tell everybody to be themselves… but this ugly sneaker trend bullshit is fucking ridiculous.  Hey look, I like being myself, but that doesn’t mean that family and friends shouldn’t let me know, when I’m making an ass out of myself. One thing is looking nice and another is looking like a fucking idiot. But not only that… spending hundreds or even thousands of dollars on stupid ass looking motherfucking ugly sneakers. I don’t know about you, but I usually spend between fifty and sixty dollars on regular sneakers. The most that I would spend on a pair of sneakers would be one-hundred dollars and they would have to be classics from the 80’s. Other than that… FUCK THAT SHIT!

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

TGIF Y’all!

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What up! What up! What up! What up y’all! Wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, I hope that you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. As always, enjoy your Friday to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

On a happy Friday note! Today I am happy as happy can be, and that is because I’m schedule to do what I love to do the most at work, which is working on the email and faxes that come in everyday. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not as easy as it sounds. I do have to look at a lot of accounts and issue orders on some of them, but as long as I keep on top of things, I’m OK. My trick is, to get a head start early in the morning. Then I just keep checking every few minutes, to keep on top of it.

On a drinking note! Drinking this weekend… it’s not going to happen. I had a good time with my family and friends last weekend, because it was a three days weekend. So right now, I’m looking at staying away from alcohol, until a family event comes up or another three days weekend comes by or I take a vacation day together with my weekend and trust me,  right now, I’m trying to save my vacation days for emergencies only. So I don’t see that happening any time soon.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

I Hate The Phone Thursday

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First things first my peeps! Wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good night. As always, enjoy your Wednesday to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens, why it happens, how it happens or where it happens.

On a work note! One thing for sure is that today I am not going to be that happy at work, because as you can see on my work schedule, I am on the dreaded phone. I mean, I really can’t complain, because my supervisor did tell me that she gave a break from the phone on Tuesday and Wednesday, but I still hate the fucking phone. I think it’s not about dealing with different government agencies and a few customer calls a day. It’s more about handling the calls while trying to process government payments and doing other things at the same time. I just hate the multitasking aspect of it all, because I have made mistakes in the past and I hate having to stop one thing half way, then to go back to it and try to figure out where I left off. Like they say… it is what it is. Plus what really matters is, that it pays the bills.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!